Yes, I want my doctor to be notified via blog entry transmitted by my gurney. What’s that you say? Beeper? Oh that’s so last century.
While we’re at it, I think that with a little tinkering we could replace NORAD with weblogs.com. Sort of a modern version of “Dr. Strangeblog, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Spam.”
Besides, I bet Moscow knows we didn’t mean it. Damn false positives.